Anonymous asked: do brown eyed pansexuals have any special powers?
Brown eyed pansexuals are capable of shapeshifting into any sort of animal and any person they have touched in the past, which they use quite often. If your parent, friend or teacher has started to act strangely and unlike themselves, it is likely that they have been killed and their form assumed by a pansexual wishing for a better life. Do not be alarmed. They will make a suitable replacement.
Final homework assignment
No due date
Please be happy.
By the time you are ready to turn in this assignment, I will probably be in heaven.
Don’t rush your report. Feel free to take your time.
But someday, please turn to me and say “I did it. I’ve become happy.”
I’ll be waiting.